Tuesday, October 18, 2005

Lost without you...

You know who you are... That's all I'm saying!
No? You people won't accept a timy post with no substance? Fine! Here is what I wrote during my English Practice Exam:

"In the forensic navigation liturgy, I for Isabel, Northumberland Avenue is a small yellow blot in the middle of the coockie that just tingles when you touch it. I think Martha Stewart is a silly little man and should shave off his beard and get rid of the bowler hat his mouse wears. There are some who would try to argue that a small brown door is not the best age for a string of pearls to be, but when you take into consideration the fact that there are facts about things he's never even smelt, well, the evidence piles up erally.

Nit-picking is bad. I love lucy. Yes, we all know what it's like, but we don't think you should know. In fact, go away... NOW!

15 mins to go... Shall I go insane? Stay tuned and find out!"

Happy now?

6 Comments:

Blogger CJ said...

i was happy already lol...that is still funny and random reading it now lol... well i hope u figure out this website!

4:55 AM  
Blogger sez said...

another comment! wow! [oh i'm bored...]

5:50 AM  
Blogger Elizabeth said...

You forgot to mention pineapples and chickens. No great piece of literature is complete without at least one...or maybe even a fascinating combination of the two...I have to comment at school because my comp keeps eating the internet...and now has started on msn!!! Agggh!

10:24 PM  
Blogger Mystycal Tycoon said...

indeed, the great mystery that is the pineapple, and the fruit called 'chicken', how could I forget!?! My excuse is that I was clearly not in my right state of mind, what ever that normally is :P

9:29 PM  
Blogger Elizabeth said...

Just a thought on right state of mind which might not make any sense. Could a state of mind be a place where people all think a lot, and are academic/philasophical, then the right one would be the one that is not on the left?

...or not

3:54 AM  
Blogger Mystycal Tycoon said...

but if you were talking in a creative, non-thinking/philosoficalll sense, then the right one would be the wrong, and the left would be the right... wouldn't it?

5:22 AM  

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