Lost without you...
You know who you are... That's all I'm saying!
No? You people won't accept a timy post with no substance? Fine! Here is what I wrote during my English Practice Exam:
"In the forensic navigation liturgy, I for Isabel, Northumberland Avenue is a small yellow blot in the middle of the coockie that just tingles when you touch it. I think Martha Stewart is a silly little man and should shave off his beard and get rid of the bowler hat his mouse wears. There are some who would try to argue that a small brown door is not the best age for a string of pearls to be, but when you take into consideration the fact that there are facts about things he's never even smelt, well, the evidence piles up erally.
Nit-picking is bad. I love lucy. Yes, we all know what it's like, but we don't think you should know. In fact, go away... NOW!
15 mins to go... Shall I go insane? Stay tuned and find out!"
Happy now?
No? You people won't accept a timy post with no substance? Fine! Here is what I wrote during my English Practice Exam:
"In the forensic navigation liturgy, I for Isabel, Northumberland Avenue is a small yellow blot in the middle of the coockie that just tingles when you touch it. I think Martha Stewart is a silly little man and should shave off his beard and get rid of the bowler hat his mouse wears. There are some who would try to argue that a small brown door is not the best age for a string of pearls to be, but when you take into consideration the fact that there are facts about things he's never even smelt, well, the evidence piles up erally.
Nit-picking is bad. I love lucy. Yes, we all know what it's like, but we don't think you should know. In fact, go away... NOW!
15 mins to go... Shall I go insane? Stay tuned and find out!"
Happy now?

6 Comments:
i was happy already lol...that is still funny and random reading it now lol... well i hope u figure out this website!
another comment! wow! [oh i'm bored...]
You forgot to mention pineapples and chickens. No great piece of literature is complete without at least one...or maybe even a fascinating combination of the two...I have to comment at school because my comp keeps eating the internet...and now has started on msn!!! Agggh!
indeed, the great mystery that is the pineapple, and the fruit called 'chicken', how could I forget!?! My excuse is that I was clearly not in my right state of mind, what ever that normally is :P
Just a thought on right state of mind which might not make any sense. Could a state of mind be a place where people all think a lot, and are academic/philasophical, then the right one would be the one that is not on the left?
...or not
but if you were talking in a creative, non-thinking/philosoficalll sense, then the right one would be the wrong, and the left would be the right... wouldn't it?
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