To Infinity... and beyond!
Beyond infinity. Odd.
I played a game. This game is called Mass Effect. It is a fun game. A controversial game. An almost-rip-off of KOTOR... With Lesbians!!!
Once you get past the 14 year olds getting hot and bothered over the (nicely rendered) in-game footage of their female character "getting it on" with their Blue-Skinned, trusty henchman (Who prior to this overly sensuous act has sensually melded her mind with yours a grand total of three times), the game settles down and plays quite nicely. It isn't too repetitive, in the same way that ironing isn't too repetitive (different clothes come and go but you're still just ironing). Gameplay can be fun (especially if you are evil) but it lacks the humour and general brilliance that was it's predecessor KOTOR (Knights Of The Old Republic). Good game, but they could have put more CONTENT into the thing.
In other news, I'm kinda vaguely basically almost but not quite in Me!bourne! yay!
In other other news, that's it for now!
See you when I see you!
I played a game. This game is called Mass Effect. It is a fun game. A controversial game. An almost-rip-off of KOTOR... With Lesbians!!!
Once you get past the 14 year olds getting hot and bothered over the (nicely rendered) in-game footage of their female character "getting it on" with their Blue-Skinned, trusty henchman (Who prior to this overly sensuous act has sensually melded her mind with yours a grand total of three times), the game settles down and plays quite nicely. It isn't too repetitive, in the same way that ironing isn't too repetitive (different clothes come and go but you're still just ironing). Gameplay can be fun (especially if you are evil) but it lacks the humour and general brilliance that was it's predecessor KOTOR (Knights Of The Old Republic). Good game, but they could have put more CONTENT into the thing.
In other news, I'm kinda vaguely basically almost but not quite in Me!bourne! yay!
In other other news, that's it for now!
See you when I see you!

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